2 lazy 2 write... so juz look at de pics!! (^_^)

my babies...





my xmas eve...











my bro's 21st bday...


more 2 cum... wait till my bro send tem 2 mi 1st... hehe...

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dream...

frm 2day onwards, i've decided 2 record all my dreamz (except aa... haha... sm nt supposed 2 appear... keke...) in my blog... it's a long time since i eva had a proper dream (cos im delirious recently...) well dis is nt say proper though cnfusin but at least tere's a so call storyline... i cnt gif my dream a name 2day cos no time 2 tink of 1, but i will try 2 gif 1 4 each of my future dream... haha... so here goes...

beeie n i had our new plc n we were renovatin de house... 1st de aircon man was here... he's supposed 2 rch our place at 2pm but was late 4 half an hr... he's quite of a middle aged man n he sure duno his job veri well... he started wif de aircon in de master bedrm... oh n de house is nt de 1 we're stayin nw... sm other place... so after installin de aircon, he tested de 1 in de master bedrm n it does nt wk... in my dream de aircon is sm sort computerised so it nids 2 b dwnloaded wif sm program if it cnt wk... so de man restarted it again n again...

wile de aircon man goes on n on, i went 2 our bathrm 2 tk a look at de works... i was surprised beeie installed a bathtub... so went closer 2 tk a look... i started 2 gt angry n called 4 him 2 cum in2 de toilet... he came in n i told him tat i dun like de tiles ard de tub... esp tose on de wall near de tub... fyi de tiles are tose mini mosaic 1s, wich most toilet haf in de 1980s then tose on de wall were blue n irregular shapes pokin out of de wall sort of like sm design... i gt irritated i told him tat i reminded him so many times i dun like tese types of tiles cos no1. dey gt mouldy in between ezily n no2. dey gt dusty ezily... i told him tat im nt gona clean tose in future n he beta gt a maid or he clean up by temselves... we quarrelled ovr it a little n i left 2 c wat de aircon man had done...

my mood obviously gt bad n started 2 scold de man 4 tkin so long... he gif mi all sorts of excuses n i told him 2 gt another guy here n tat he shld leave cos he duno wat he's doin at all... i remember then in de dream (though nt veri sure hw exactly each scene is connected...) tat beeie came out of de toilet n told mi he cnt tk it anymore n he wanted a brk up... so i gt angry, packed sm of my clothes n left...

nxt scene i was at sm place in malaysia... met a ger in a cafe n we chatted well n decided 2 bunk in 2gther... wile we were walkin... we realised we were followed... we tried all ways n means 2 shake off de guy followin us... in de end i lost sight of de ger even n had 2 tk a cab 2 find sm hotel 2 stay 4 de nite... after alightin de cab, i realised im pennyless after payin de fare... i cnt stay in hotel n went ard lookin 4 ppl 2 tk mi in 4 de nite... it was a place wich i duno... i couldn't find any n finally came 2 a coffee shop... i asked de old man if tere's any vacant rm n he told mi if i dun mind i cn stay in his toilet 4 20cent a nite... haha... i took it n de toilet looked old like tose in de 80s again... i put my bags dwn n started cleanin de place so it doesn't stink 2 much... it's nt tat bad in dream actually...

suddenly after cleanin, i saw a transparent even older man standin in my "room" askin mi 4 a smoke... i was shocked!! i told de owner abt it n he told mi tat his deceased father would smtimes appear 2 ask 4 a smoke... he used 2 stay in dis "room" 2... i immediately packed my stuff n go!!

as i walk, i saw a huge n tall buildin made of all glass... suddenly tere's a man hangin out of de window on de highest level!! he held on 4 his life!! i immediately recognised it was beeie!! i went up de buildin in such of de unit tat leads 2 tat window... de buildin was an office buildin... i went in n a man stopped mi n started askin mi all sorts of qn wich i cnt ans... i was being forced n i had nowhere 2 escape 2... a cal suddenly came on my cell n it was sm random guy who kips tellin mi 2 go in2 1 of de rm in de office... i quickly ran in n it was de rm wich beeie was hangin outside juz nw!! but beeie was no longer at de window!! de guy told mi 2 open de window, hang tere n press de button on de wall outside of de buildin... left wif no choice, i did as i was told... it was scary as i'm hangin real high!! he then told mi 2 jump... i jumped!! 2 my surprise, de button was actually a switch wich opens a tunnel of de ground... i was lead in2 a chamber sn... n of cos de man who's askin mi qn in de office cnt find mi n was surprised why i disappeared in thin air (he does nt noe of de so called secret passage way...)...

tere in de chamber, i saw beeie n sm other ppl... 2 my surprise, beeie told mi tat actually he was sm secret agent n he has 2 brk up wif mi as sm ppl out tere wanted 2 tk his life n he doesn't wan mi 2 risk it... he tot by doin so, i would b safe... but he was wrong... so we went bk 2 our house wich is in fact de headquarters n wen we were tere, a new aircon man came... dis time, he's 1 of de group 2...

de rest of de dream? haha... i hope i cn owas haf an endin but tat will seldom hapen cos nxt week sch starts n i will b super bz... my dream will b interrupted by my alarm clock so hw 2 haf an endin wen u nid 2 wk up? haha... wen i was younger, i used 2 b able 2 continue my dream where i left it... but as i grow older, i cnt seem 2 do tat anymore... let's await 4 my nxt dream post then.... whaha...

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IT'S 5AM N I CAN'T SLEEP!!

I have been awake since 3am... slept at 1plus... but tink i slept 2 much in de day tats y im super awake now... recently slp wasn't veri quality at all... actually tinkin of it, i haven't been havin quality slp... accordin 2 beeie, he slp w/o dreamin n he cn slp rilly well... 4 mi it's like i owas dream... dreamin is like a daily affair 2 mi... usually i like my dreams... it's an activity wich i rilly enjoy doin cos i cn do lots of tings wich i can't do in real life... i used 2 dream all sorts... tere were adventurous ones, romantic ones, sad ones, scary ones... i can fly in my dreams, get killed, being in love wif andy lau... but tese few days, de dreams r veri irritating ones... it's like wen u r sick n u gt delirious n start dreamin all de tings tat u haf been doin in de day n it juz kips repeatin n swirlin till u gt so irritated... i duno if any of u tried tat b4... but anyw tats juz wat i haf been dreamin n i cnt seem 2 stop it... tats y i tink i haf no quality slp as compared 2 my usual slp... though i dream 2, at least i enjoyed tose... oh well, i guess i juz prefer quantity slp then...

tese 2 days i haf been quite free actually... but i juz cnt gt myself 2 blog... din haf any inspiration on wat 2 blog abt... 2 mi bloggin is like wen it cums i cnt stop man... but if i dun feel like it, nting cums out of it... bloggin abt daily life cn start 2 go repetitious n boring... i dun wana do tat... i may nag alot, side track alot but smtimes nagging oso nid inspiration ok? i cnt go yackin abt seconds n seconds u noe... whaha...

teres a new pt maid cumin 2moro... thanx 2 zann 4 her recommendation... i hope she will b much beta than de last 1 tat i had... but wen i tot of gtin used 2 a new 1 will b juz another chore 4 mi as well... im such a lazy person... explainin de tings tat she nid 2 do oredi dread mi alot... nt mentionin gtin used 2 new style... n esp wen u haf a dog runnin ard de house... it's juz another lay chehness...

oh back 2 being awake juz nw... i've been lyin on de bed 4 de past 1hr or so b4 sittin dwn wif dis new post... tots ran thru my mind... lots of tings... abt my life, my goals, my future... asked myself lots of questions... questions wich i do nt noe of de ans... tryin 2 mk decisions wich i duno 4 hw long dey will last... cos ppl who noe mi shld noe tat im sm1 who is owas decidin 2 do new stuff but tose new stuff owas last 4 a few days... haha... san fen zhong re du... or juz simply fickle minded... was tinkin if i shld haf a part-time job 2 increase my peanut revenue... wen cn i finally go gt a degree... shld i gt a degree... if i were 2 study full-time then wat shld i survive on... wat do i wana achieve wen i rch 30 (wich is like 2 more yrs onli)... wat r my new yr resolutions... shld i gt married... wen is de best time 2 gt married... hw m i 2 start sch wen i lost touch 4 so long... wen do i haf 2 go bk teachin... wen shld i start movin my stuff bk 2 sch... wat shld i tell de maid 2 do 2moro... shld i gt a car wen i gt my license... isit possible 4 mi 2 start savin... wen do i rilly wana settle myself 2 all sorts of commitments -- savin, marriage, family...

lots of other questions wich mk mi more awake than eva... so came online... read afew of fren's blogs... finally logged in 2 write a few sentences in my new post... but as u cn c again... it's nt a few sentences... i nagged thru de whole blog again... 1 ting i cn assure myself ... if eva tere's any1 else readin my blog (disregard tose tat i noe) i tink we shld share de common trait... either we muz b rilly naggy ppl tat u haf all de patience 2 read thru all my post or u r rilly interested in mi man!! haha...

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latest updates...

if u went 2 my frenster pg, u shld haf noticed my new looks... keke... if nt, here dey r...





proudly edited by mimi again... 2 bad w/o mk up i dun look gd lah... wif dis hair style n no mk up n my specs... i look like typical aunty loh... or simply like wat beeie say, i look exactly like my mum... hohoho...

oh n my new set of nails!! so much beta n cheaper than de previous place i went!! n oso ard de same standard as taiwan! keke... nails done at The Pink Room at Holland V... n i haf decided 2 change my nails every 3 mths if possible n it will b sponsored by beeie... haha... (i even knew wat style i wan 4 my nxt set le...) hohoho...




n recently i start 2 admire my beeie... whaha... cos he cn do smting wich i cnt... he did dis in less than 1min!! mayb others cn or faster oso lah... but i dun care man!! i juz cnt loh... whaha...



outcum...



he oso tried 2 create my initials... TKH... cn c?







if cnt c, 2 bad loh... ur eyesight no gd... whaha...

ok... last but nt least... ting n my pics wen we went out de other day... again all edited by mimi except de 1st pic...









n wile mimi is editin de pic, she told mi ting look like wang zu xian... u tink so? oh n ting, notice photo editin is so much beta than any creams cos ur dark eye circles r gone babe!! whahahaha!!!

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My Little Bro is so talented!! Alas! His talents r nt recognised...

scanned pics all sketched n painted by Teo Yong Heng

pic of my bro n his self-portrait






he titled dis as The Goddess Freya





portrait of his fren -- wen li



he named de followin -- isolation



n dis -- Forbidden Love





n finally de 1 i liked most, tink he drew it in 1998 wen he's still 12yrs old n wen de movie, Great Expectation was out... a portrait of Gwyneth Paltrow in de show...

featuring de original pic (2 bad i cnt find a bigger pic...)



then my bro's work

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STOP ANIMAL CRUELTY!!

mimi juz gt mi 2 dis site... n i was all shocked after lookin at de video on hw de animals r killed 4 their coats!! y r tere ppl who r so cruel n so unfeeling? nwadays human beings cn b far more wicked n cruel than any devils or demons!! if tere's eva goin 2 b end of world, it is definitely caused by humans' doings!!

main site: http://www.petatv.com/

one of de videos: http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=fur_farm&Player=wm

chk out de rest of de videos under top 5 videos... i tink after seein tem we shld start doin smting abt it!! if u dun feel anyting after watchin de video, u r 1 of tose evil man... then 4gt abt dis post, f**k off n gt ur retribution real soon!!

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i was told im nt contented enuf 4 my current situation... i admit... cos women r nvr contented... shown in followin example...

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannotgo back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. No one knows what's on the third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors as they have never been visited.

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DT sent mi dis de other day... he says it's veri applicable 2 mi... hmm...

Hi my friends,

This story is true & was even mentioned in ST! It became a hugh joke around the globe & the lady subsequently bring down her posting!


A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I
'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

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Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty' and 'money': Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a 'trading position'. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or 'leased'. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in 'leasing' services, do contact me

signed, J.P. Morgan

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27 turning 15

seems like im findin myself gttin bzier n bzier... nt havin enuf time 2 slp, do chores, bathe dog, read mag, blah blah... wanted 2 update dis de other day (abt a week ago...) actually but cant find de time 2 do it till nw... n my eyes r shuttin real sn if i dun gt it done in no time... i juz decided tat if i dun do it i might nid 2 wait till another week then... it's juz sm tots again wich i had... nting great...

age 27 sounds rilly old 2 mi nw... esp im turnin 28 in abt a mth's time... 28 sounds even older cos 30 is approachin sn... it sounds nt veri scary, but juz de ringin reminder tat once rch 30, then 40 will b round de corner... time seems 2 rilly fly... i wonder wat wil hapen 2 mi in future n wen will i leave dis world... n wen i leave, will i go 2 hell or heaven? will i still b able 2 sense myself, knowin tat im still ard n feelin all de pain n joy?? will i b able 2 reincarnate again in2 human? will tere rilly b doraemons in de future? will i reincarnate in2 de futuristic world? wen will de world cum 2 an end?

lots of curiosity owas cum wen im wonderin abt 1 ting n it will then lead 2 de nxt... anyw as i was sayin... 27 turning 15 was actually a "replica" of de movie "13 going on 30" where de main character was brought in2 de future on de day of her 13yr old bday after she made a wish, wanting 2 turn 30... she was still in her 13 wen she gt 2 de future, but wif her 30yrs old body... she gts 2 noe wat she does in de future n tings wich she regrets doin wen she was young n it was like a dream n wen she finally returned 2 her 13, she knew she cnt lead her life wrongly again n she picked herself up frm tere... refer 2 link: Click Here

so i tot of goin bk 2 my past... esp wen i was 15... y 15? b4 15, i cant tink of any regrets tat i wana mk up 2... it was durin n after 15 then i start 2 haf lots of regrets wich i rilly tink i could haf handled veri differently... dis leads mi 2 another shw -- sliding doors... where chosin a different alternative (choice) will lead u 2 a total outcum n future... refer 2 link: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0120148/

so like i was sayin... if i chose a different paths in de past, will i still end up as wat i m nw? or will everyting b different as like in de movie? wif a different ending? but then i believe in destiny... where god creates our destiny... if tat is so, does it mean tat wicheva path i chose, will i still b destined n end up as wat im nw?

i smtimes oso feel as though im like the characters in the game -- The Sims (http://thesims.ea.com/) as though im being controlled by a player n tat player is god... controllin each n every of my action n feelings n de tings tat i shld do... life is so full of wonders n surprises... is it a cos by god's creation n his play? it's rilly smting wich we will nvr reckon of... so many questions tat i haf... but nvr will tere b a model ans 4 tem... unless god is my fren...

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Conman @ AXS n SAM machine!!

Juz want to share an encounter my fren told mi abt havin 2 read dis in her email recently, but nt so sure hw true it is... read 4 reference then... especially for those who pay your monthly bills through S.A.M or AXS machine. And do help to pass it on to your frens around you before they fall into the trap.

"I was queuing behind a guy who is using the S.A.M machine and he is taking his own sweet time. But i did take a look at why is he taking such a long time, coz he keep pressing the "previous menu" button. Then he decided to let me use first. So when i used it, the screen already show the main menu page.

I proceed with my transaction and pay the bill using my ATM card. Luckily i have this habit of taking a look at my reciept, found that how come the total amount is so much. I go through the list of bills i pay and found that i have paid one that is not mine. So i turn around and look, the guy who was using before me, use the machine again, keying in the same amount. I approach him and told him, i have paid his bill. So i say wait while i call the hotline number on the machine for help. While i was on the phone, the guy juz quietly walk away, went to the AXS machine not far away. I have no prove if he did it on purpose, but i gut feeling tells me other wise... after he's done on the AXS machine, there were 2 guys using it, i went forward remind them to check their receipt. Imagine, if this is true, he might be using the trick every month, people are paying his bills for him. By right, he should have cancel the transaction or exit but instead he keep on pressing the "previous menu" button until it reach the main menu page....

Moral of the story, check the summary shown on the screen before you proceed with the payment, always check your receipt, if it happens, call the hotline on the machine. They will do a refund for you by cheque. Please pass this on... You dun want your frens to fall into this trap."

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picture updates... yeah!!

My new phone



i bought it de day b4 wif trade-in of my previous ph... n i gt it 4 100bucks... nt rilly a gd bargain but at least i like de size n de design of it... juz a norm ph wif veri simple features... n no camera... but i dun care... i juz like it's design... it almost hides in my fist wen closed... tats juz hw small it is... furthermore i dun nid extra features oso as im nt rilly a techy person... hweva as much as i like it, i juz realise on de net 2day wile i was downloadin it's software, it cums in white n pink in colour!! arghh!! sian... it's owas like tat... de salesman told mi it onli cums in 2 colours mah... n he onli haf 1 in store wich came in 3 days ago... veri new... in fact i dun c it anywhere in sg (nt tat i noe of...) so mayb it's nt launch yet ba... nevertheless, i still like my ph... keke...



my ph (samsung F200 in red)




F200 in blue n white




similar 2 my ph but i tink newer version wich i dun c yet... (samsung F210) wich design nicer leh? mine or dis? hmm...









go 2 de link 4 more details of it's features...

F210
F200


nxt up... pics updates on beeie's niece... juz met his sis n family on sun 4 lunch...





oh n i took a pic of my godbro's keychain wen i met him on mon... design nice rite?



then oso some new pics wich my colleague sent mi... taken on my sch's dnd...






my guy colleague married le hor... dun anyhw gossip gossip hor... keke...

last but nt least updates on fiona's wedding!! it's a super duper bz day on fri loh... n tiring oso... phew!! tink i might juz change my mind on gtting married de norm way n go in2 simpicity then... dis is 2 avoid all de costs n most importantly de fuss!! heh heh... beeie dun b 2 hapi wen u c dis hor... still evaluating de hor... haha...

de start of de bz mornin...


tryin 2 b funny...


wat m i lookin at? whaha...


peiyun n mi...


our driver of de day cum my partner as emcee of de nite...


miss tok aka boon ping aka wen bin aka stella... haha...


tryin 2 play a fool


act serious


act demure


eugene actin horny... haha...


n turned out dis way... being pulled on his ear... whaha!!


fiona's little godsis


oh no!! i admit i look super ugly w/o my mkup... whaha!!


wendy n mi


toast 2 eugene wif xtra ingredients!! yucks!!


pro pic by mi


nt so pro pic by eugene


tryin 2 kiss fiona but she wont allow... hpmh!!


wif fiona's permission...


i haf been jie mei 4 so many times man... i tink i gona b like de shw (27 dresses) wich is cumin sn in de theatres... chk it out...

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