Squatting on Toilet Bowl

Whenever I go toilet, I hate the sight of black shoes stain on the toilet seat cover. I always wonder why these people choose to use the toilet bowl if they wanna squat. Why can't they just choose the squatting type??

Every time I have to lift the cover with tissue papers then what's worse is, even after I lifted them, the bowl itself is still stained! I would then curse the bloody person who did that.

I hope that she will fall into the toilet bowl next time she does that again. Or maybe the toilet seat will crack then she fall and cut herself on the cb. Or fall and get her legs stuck in the toilet bowl and the civil defense have to come and get her out when she's still naked!!

However, just now I did the exact same thing which I hate. But hey, when you have a choice, please don't do that! I had no choice!

I had to use this temporary stand alone toilet! I was so urgent and there's nowhere else to go! I really contemplated for a while. I was so afraid that all the curse will fall on me. I was so afraid that it may be one of the Gotcha shows. What if a hand comes out from the bowl? What if the whole toilet collapse?

In the end, I still used it. Damn disgusting loh! I have to do the squat on top! It was my first time and it was so difficult!! I wonder how people do it! Maybe I should give them some credits for able to accomplish such stunts! Luckily I was in my flats. Else worse!

As you have guessed, I'm safe from my own curse or even the Gotcha series. Else I will not be here blogging about it..

Hope those who squat on the toilet bowl read my post and stop doing it again unless they have no choice (like me).. Let's have a clean environment even when we need to pee or poo!!


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