Walking on Stilts

Being short, there's no way you get noticed easily.. Taller people always have an advantage over shorter ones..

They breathe fresher air.. They get to see more.. They get noticed easily.. They're even more attractive and slimmer as compared to the shorter ones..

Unfortunately, I belong to the latter.. By being short, I can try to argue that I enjoy the view below which the tall ones don't get with their height.. But deep down we know, we don't really enjoy the views down here..

Why this topic? I was telling Beeie how I wanna bring 2 kids booster seats to Jay Chou's concert since the seats are at one level.. I can foresee that there're taller ones out there who'll be blocking my precious view..

As you may have guessed.. My dear husband here suggested that I stand on stilts.. In that way, Jay will definitely notice me, I get a clear view, I also get famous next day cos I'll definitely be published in newspapers for standing on stilts!!

Well, if I know how, and allowed to do that, I will walk on stilts given all the advantages.. But for now, I'll still keep to booster seats.. You tall people better steer clear from my sight!!!

Oh maybe I shall not bathe for a week.. Then maybe all the people sitting around me will move away and I can enjoy the show on my own!! Hohohohoho!!!


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