Wednesday, January 23, 2019
Convo between the love of my life and me
Bao bao: Mummy, when can u be skinnier? *Pressing my tummy
Me: Wah wah! U called me fat!
Bao bao: No! Don’t cry! I did not call u fat! I’m just saying when will u be skinnier?
Me: Wah! Wah! Wah!
Bao bao: I love u! U r not fat! U r the skinniest person in the whole wide world!
Me: Aunty fatter or me fatter?
Bao bao: Aunty fatter because I don’t want u to cry.
Me: Huge lie! Aunty Janis fatter or me fatter?
Bao bao: Aunty Janis fatter!
Me: But Aunty Janis is so skinny!
Bao bao: I love u!
Me: I love u too! In future, u better not ask your gf when she can be skinnier.
Bao bao: Ok, then I will ask her when can she get fatter.
Friday, August 04, 2017
Tuesday, May 30, 2017
飞蛾扑火
Love is like alcohol.. The high n kick n enjoyment only lasted a while.. The pain n suffering is there to last.. For all you know, addiction comes with it n tormenting you.. Still you refuse to let go..
Thursday, May 05, 2016
My gigantic phone
The other day, I used my index finger to poke Ayden on his chest a few times and said, "Dee Dee Dee Dee", pretending that he's a phone. Then I leaned my ear against his chest and said, "Hello, Ayden, where are you?"
