Convo between the love of my life and me

Bao bao: Mummy, when can u be skinnier? *Pressing my tummy

Me: Wah wah! U called me fat!

Bao bao: No! Don’t cry! I did not call u fat! I’m just saying when will u be skinnier?

Me: Wah! Wah! Wah!

Bao bao: I love u! U r not fat! U r the skinniest person in the whole wide world!

Me: Aunty fatter or me fatter?

Bao bao: Aunty fatter because I don’t want u to cry.

Me: Huge lie! Aunty Janis fatter or me fatter?

Bao bao: Aunty Janis fatter!

Me: But Aunty Janis is so skinny!

Bao bao: I love u!

Me: I love u too! In future, u better not ask your gf when she can be skinnier.

Bao bao: Ok, then I will ask her when can she get fatter.