My gigantic phone

The other day, I used my index finger to poke Ayden on his chest a few times and said, "Dee Dee Dee Dee", pretending that he's a phone. Then I leaned my ear against his chest and said, "Hello, Ayden, where are you?"

Ayden: Hey! Mummy! What are u doing? I'm not a phone!

Me: Oh! I'm pretending that u r my gigantic phone!

He went along with it and replied my questions, said bye and kissed me as per normal, the way he would when we were in a real conversation on the phone.

Yesterday, I did the same thing when we were out while he was checking out the toys at Kiddy Palace.

Me: Dee Dee Dee Dee.. Hello! Ayden, where are u?

Ayden: *silence*

Me: Hello! Ayden! Hello!

Ayden: *silence*

Me: Hey! Why are u not replying me?

Ayden: I'm a phone. I can't talk!

Me: 😅