30 Ways To Find Out If You're Fat

Do you think you're fat?
Find out using the quiz below:

1) You have lower self-esteem.

2) You walk slower.

3) You can't run fast.

4) You'll pant if you attempt to walk fast.

5) You become more pessimistic.

6) You start to sweat a lot.

7) You start to be self-conscious.

8) You start to smell.

9) You start to be more clumsy.

10) You start to get abrasion between inner thighs.

11) You start to shop more to get new clothes for your new size.

12) You start to get more water retention cos you drink too much.

13) You start to get pimples all over your body including your armpit.

14) You start to get people's attention in the wrong way.


15) You start to be called fatty bom bom and other names related to being fat.


16) You start to bellow even if you're not.

17) You start to burp and fart even more than usual.

18) You start to eat even more cos you're upset and you don't give a damn.


19) You start to think how great you used to be when you're thin.

20) You start to wanna go on diet but you can't decide when to start.

21) You start to be known as pregnant to most people around you.

22) You start to dislike facing the mirror.

23) You start to hate meeting old friends.

24) You start to itch everywhere cos your body is stretching every inch of it.

25) You start to see increasing digits on the weighing scale.

26) You are given seats in the train cos people thought that you're 7 months pregnant.

27) You hate being taken photographs now.

28) You used to think that you're damn pretty but now you feel you're damn hideous.

29) You put on more make up than usual, hoping you'll be prettier and people take note of your face than your body.

30) You hide behind your friends to take photographs (if you've no choice) hoping you'll look slimmer and smaller.


Result:

0 to 5 yes -- You're skinny. Please gobble more! Skinny is never good!

6 to 10 yes -- You're not fat. Eat, eat, eat!

11 to 15 yes -- You're on the way to becoming fat. Waiting for you to join the fatty family!

16 to 20 yes -- Hey! You're one of the fatties! Good job! Keep it up!

20 to 25 yes -- Wow! You're on the way to being obese! Join the obesity fan club now! Free food given to obese pals!

26 to 30 yes -- You're damn fat lah! What is obesity to you man! Welcome to the family!


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