Wednesday, October 21, 2009
The Priceless Bag
This is an adaptation from what I've read from Her World October 2009 issue.
When we splurge on the priceless bag (literally), this is what we will say to the following audiences:
Take for instance that it's the LV bag which I've just bought, the actual price is $3080.
To my mum, "It's only $200! I bought it because I need a bag that can last a long time for the loads of work which I have to bring home! It's only half price too! What?Help you buy 1? I think this was the last piece, but I'll still check for you."
To my beeie, "Oh it's very cheap. There was a sale going on! What? How much? Umm.. I can't remember, but it was very cheap! Oh! What are we eating later?"
To my besties, "I was shopping the other day and I can't take it anymore! I must buy something to pamper myself! It's $3080 so I'm gonna work my ass off to pay for the card debt.. Remember not to tell Sean about it!"
To hao lian (proud and boastful) friends, "Oh, it's very cheap.. Only close to 3k plus.. Ok lah.. "
Take a look at the actual article..
It's super applicable to all the girls out there! Right?? Hahaha.. Use these excuses the next time you had a guilty splurge! ;)
-- Posted from my iPhone
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Makeup do wonders!!
Don't you agree? Let me quote you an astonishing example...
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Tadah!!
Image 1 is totally without anything.. Out from bath.. Super ugly mode.. Only viewable by Hubby, immediate family and super close friends.. But now open to all cos I want to encourage all the girls out there to be chiobu!! Hohoho..
Image 2 is with skincare products and nothing else.. Viewable by colleagues and other friends..
Image 3 is just the makeup base.. Super white face.. Viewable by closest next to kin only..
Image 4 is with eye makeup.. Now viewable to all..
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After makeup, it's good for stepping out of the house for a proper date.. But if you take pictures to post on the net to look for rich man or life partnership, it's still not good enough.. That's why you need to pose.. Pose right so you look slimmer and to hide your flaws too..
Finally if you want to look even better, please edit your photo.. Like this one..
Purposely blur it abit so that you have the mysterious chio look.. Use Photoshop, if not, get an iPhone to download the apps for picture editing.. Damn good..
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Then you'll get the ultimate chio look!! Hohohoho.. Like this
Remember!! Chiobus are not born to be, they're made to be.. So be more hardworking if you're born normal looking cos anytime you can look like fann wong or Felicia chin!
Remember! From this...
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To this...
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-- Posted from my iPhone
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Are you in the wrong job?
Check out these images I took from a forwarded mail! They seriously depict the voice of those who felt they're in the wrong line!! I'm not sure if I'm one of them though..
Other updates coming up soon.. Patience, those who love me!! ;)
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Updates coming up pretty soon.,
Sorry for the long wait.. Been really busy!! Wait for me!! Don't leave me!!
-- Posted from my iPhone
